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I'm Lily, a 16 year-old IB student, living in Canada.

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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thephotogfeminist:

"Losing your Virginity" will henceforth be called "your sexual debut."

Because you’re not fucking losing anything.

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stretfordender:

wait so

if giggsy’s going to be the manager and he’s going to sit in the dugout

does that mean he’s not going to play

does that mean he’s not going to get his goal per season

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Christoph Waltz - Academy Awards 2014
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The stereotype of the ugly, unfuckable feminist exists for a reason – because it’s still the last, best line of defence against any woman who is a little too loud, a little too political. Just tell her that if she goes on as she is, nobody will love her. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’ve always believed that part of the point of feminist politics – part of the point of any sort of radical politics – is that some principles are more important than being universally adored, particularly by the sort of men who would prefer women to smile quietly and grow our hair out
- If you’re a feminist you’ll be called a man-hater. You don’t need rebranding  (via ceedling)
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zellah4:

OMFG

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#stopthelickingthingforfucksake

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stretfordender:

Ryan Giggs has won more premier league medals than Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester City and Blackburn Rovers combined.

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Thank you to those fans who have supported me throughout the season. I wish you and the club all the best for the future
- David Moyes (via scholesified)
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Full statement of David Moyes

manutd-daily:

"To have been appointed as manager of Manchester United, one of the biggest football clubs in the world, was and remains something of which I will always be incredibly proud," Moyes said.

"Taking charge after such a long period of continuous stability and success at the club…

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hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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